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Sea Life Park Hawaii – Dolphin Swim Adventure

Meet a Hawaii dolphin face-to-face as you get up-close and personal in a once-in-a-lifetime interactive experience! The most in-depth encounter with dolphins offered in Hawaii.

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what to do in flordia?

don’t say the obvious like disney world i have found the perfect hotel for little less than seventy a night in destin near Panama city i plan on staying for only two days it is like a family tradition for the last vacation of the summer to be really incredible but cause of the economy it has to be cheap i am traveling with to kids help here is a list of things i need
reasonable priced souvenir
beach with the biggest waves
beach with the most non dangerous sea life
beach with most sea shells
a cheap water park
pools don’t count
cheap boating or skiing time
anything else that will stop the kids from saying i’m board

Here’s a link foe some tourist info on Destin.

Click on th external links for more info.

http://www.destin-fwb.com/

New poem, read and review, my life?

It’s the sound of the lion, purring in the grass,
Orange mane frays out, shades of stained glass.
It’s the smell of the lilies, new in the field,
Or the Lysol cringe with the hand you’ve been dealed.
It’s glimpsing the fin in the back of the sea,
The knowledge that something, somewhere is free.
The frozen brick, on a winter school day,
Melting on the sidewalk, turning manila to grey.
Taste of the air, breezy and cold,
Whispering quiet, words of gold.
The rustle of leaves in the park with a kite,
A tap on the window in the middle of the night.
Cool sea air, wind in the sail,
My life, in a smaller scale.

sweet..maybe later we can ride magic ponies and make necklaces of flowers to share with our friends

::BLEH:::

that was me throwing up on your poem.

Tokyo Sea Life Park in Kasai-Rinkai Park (葛西臨海水族館)

葛西臨海水族館 (Tokyo Sea Life Park) .
The aquarium also exhibits sea birds including penguins, and giant kelp from California, US. The facility sits on the beach of Tokyo Bay and could be reached in half an hour by train from Tokyo station.

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San Diego with a 4 year old.. where’s best to go?

I want to take my (soon-to-be) 4 year old son to San Deigo. With all the amusement park options, I was wondering what would be most exciting and worth the money for his age group.

- Sea World
- Lego Land
- Lego Land Sea-Life
- Disney Land
- Monterey Bay underwater Aquarium

-.. more suggestions??

Legoland. The other places are great too, but Legoland is a 4 year old’s heaven.

Tokyo Sea Life Park

Aquarium is located between Tokyo and Chiba. It’s before you get to Disneyland if you’re coming from Tokyo. It’s near Kasai Rinkai Koen. 葛西臨海公園

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1 chocolate-chip cookies or oreos?
2 bacon or ham?
3 heading straight for the movies or waiting till it comes on DVD?
4 cable or movies?
5 meeting online or in real life?
6 amusment park or water park?
7 traveling across the country or traveling around the world?
8 living in a city or the country?
9 a stupid hilarious puppy or a pampered independant cat?
10 teared to peices by an alligator or draged to the bottom of the sea by a shark?

ehmigod!! i love u! not in a lezbo way but omg. btw who are these lbr’s?? haha. anyways……

1-chocochip cookies. duh.
2-both full of fat. :O
3-straight to the movie. who wants to be out of anything??
4-what is cable?? i thought that was a scary story……
5-i met someone online, and it was a disaster…. lets just say he cant come within 50 feet of me anymore…….
6- water park to show off a bikini!
7-world.

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1 global warming or its a myth?
2 bacon or ham?
3 heading straight for the movies or waiting till it comes on DVD?
4 cable or movies?
5 meeting online or in real life?
6 amusment park or water park?
7 traveling across the country or traveling around the world?
8 living in a city or the country?
9 a stupid hilarious puppy or a pampered independant cat?
10 teared to peices by an alligator or draged to the bottom of the sea by a shark?

1 global warming or its a myth? Not a myth
2 bacon or ham? Ham
3 heading straight for the movies or waiting till it comes on DVD? Movies
4 cable or movies? Movies
5 meeting online or in real life? Online
6 amusment park or water park? Water Park
7 traveling across the country or traveling around the world? World
8 living in a city or the country? Country
9 a stupid hilarious puppy or a pampered independant cat? Stupid Hilarious Puppy
10 teared to peices by an alligator or draged to the bottom of the sea by a shark? Doesn’t matter, I’d get away fast enough with both of them

Tokyo Sea Life Park

Tokyo Sea Life Park

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I miss my old life, its hopeless?

Do you ever feel utterly hopeless?
I did. I wanted to return to the ocean where my heart truly belonged.
I wasn’t cut out for ‘dry life’ anymore. I thought leaving the Sea would be the making of me. I longed for the taste of fresh fish again.
I used to live in a lovely old ship wreck off the Cornish coast. I had everything my heart desired, a sea shell bath, a mother of pearl coffee table, you name it, and I left it all behind. Living on dry land reduced me to nothing more than a smelly lump of jelly.

About 18 months ago I decided to leave the sea to embark on a new life on dry land. To be honest it was the cocaine which lured me but I won’t bore you with my drug problems right now. God I hated my life.

I don’t have use of my legs anymore since I hacked them off with a meat cleaver (but that’s another story) and yes before you ask, I know I’m a monk fish so technically I shouldn’t have any legs, but I was born ‘different’ so an electric wheelchair was my chosen method of transport.

I tried desperately to ‘fit in’ and cut holes into my panties to show off the extra pair of nipples I was cultivating on my bum cheeks. I used to hate them but recently I felt I was ready to show the world that I was different, “I’m here, I’m queer, get used to it!” I would say. I even flirted with the idea of getting one of the nipples pierced but everyone hated them, and hated me even more.

Three nights ago after drinking 2 bottles of supermarket own brand gin I decided to make my escape to the ocean. I say ‘escape’ because I lived in a high rise block of flats where a swarm of teenage yobs patrolled the main entrance. Most days I was too frightened to leave. Anyway last night I gained the courage (Dutch courage you might say!) and I disembarked on my little adventure to get back to the deep again in one piece (or at least what’s left of me that is, as I had also dissolved my nose with molecular acid 2 weeks previously.)

Whilst devouring my microwave meal (ocean pie, and yes I see the irony!) I smeared the mashed potato topping over my entire head and covered my nipples with black gaffer tape to provide a cunning disguise. Apart from the mashed potato mask and the gaffer tape bra I was completely naked. I didn’t tend to wear clothes if I could help it as my putrid flesh would stick to them and cause sores. (Just another one of the problems I had to endure whilst living on dry land.)

I went to the closet and fetched my travel sack and packed it with provisions for the journey ahead. This included the following items: Some cocaine, a box of ‘keepers’ (dried flakes of skin to you) some pickles in case I got peckish, and a photo of my cheating ex Stuart, a conger eel.
My wheelchair ran over my favourite dusty old clog and cracked the heel. I used to use it to bang on my neighbours wall whist they were trying to watch television. It was ruined. “Oh well, I won’t be needing that anymore anyway” I said.

I had one last look around the flat which served as my miserable home for the past 18 months and I said my goodbyes. The walls were covered in nasal excrement and graffiti – the result of too many drug binges I guess.
A single tear rolled down my cheek as I recalled some of the good times I had. It wasn’t all bad you understand, the prostitute I met on my third night had been particularly kind to me – that was before she stole all my rent money but hey-ho.

There was no way back for me, I had to leave, I had an impending court case hanging over my head due to allegedly stalking a car park attendant. (If you can call following him around for 40 days chanting babble in a Texan accent stalking that is.) I owed 3 month’s rent and I could no longer cope with the pain that Stuart had caused me. If you must know he had an illicit homosexual affair with a spider crab who I will only refer to as ‘The S/ut’. That b/tch had it coming to him, I sent him on a false errand to an oil refinery and he was sucked through a 1mm hole in a cracked pipe! I filmed the event and posted it on YouTube, here’s the link of you want to see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv14vZx6j…

Stuart was devastated of course and committed suicide. His stinking corpse was found washed up at Port Isaac Harbour, and his body was ravished by gulls. Anyway I digress.

I looked out the window and just as I expected the yobs were out there raping and pillaging as usual……

to be continued……
Here is the link for you my friends:

Haha, i actually thought this was a serious story when i read the first couple of paragraphs.

Gosh i laughed.